PLAYING JACK BAUER

So did you hear about the Swedish police and DA playing Jack Bauer last week? The story, as reported by our media, is that some woman claims she overheard a man talking Arabic (which wasn't her primary language) on his cell phone talking about blowing up a shopping mall in Gothenburg. She reported it to the Swedish police who realized they didn't have all the time in the world to investigate everything and after getting the logs from the closest cell phone station they narrowed it down to the 4 palistinians. And they were promptly arrested.
That far I can't really blame them. They couldn't risk this women being wrong or risk an actual bomb in the most crowded place in Gothenburg. So I totally understand them borrowing the pages from "24" and shooting from the hips. I can actually applaud them for having the balls to make the call. 'Cause if it had been a real threat and they had hesitated it'd been far worse.

Unfortunately though they weren't just arrested, the police brutally stormed their houses/apartments with little respect to anything else than getting these guys arrested. And everything after this seems to have been one fuck up after another. After checking one piece of evidence after another they should have realized they fucked up and just dropped it and owed up to it. But here we are a year afterwards and all the so called evidence is just wrong and this woman that reported it have turned out to be far from a reliable witness and so far no one is even close to saying "we were wrong". And the problem that really bites me is that until someone owes up to the fact that they made a mistake, they (as in our justice system) won't learn anything from it or change how they work. And that'll lead to this might actually happen again! Cause the only way to improve something is finding the problem and fixing it. If everyone keeps on saying, and god forbid actually believing, that everything they did was correct, then I'm really kinda worried.

But I can't say I envy the guy who has to make the call - arrest four people on vague evidence or risk a bomb going off killing countless civilians. When Jack Bauer makes the call he's the tough guy and it's entertaining. Difference is, when Jack is wrong, which happens from time to time, he doesn't go hiding.

WELL THAT WORKED OUT WELL

So the "great" result of the summit about global warming last week was... "keep on going as we're going right now while we think about it some more, keep on polluting and praying for a technical breakthrough that'll solve all our problems overnight". And it took Canada a whole 2 days to say "if the biggest baddies of greenhouse emissions isn't in, why should we?" which kinda makes sense. But as long as none of the leaders risk losing the next election because they agreed to some ridiculous demand that might help, then I guess all is fine and dandy.

It's at times like this you want some global rule that no head of state should ever be able to be relected no matter what. 'Cause that seems to be the only way for them to have balls. And speaking of balls, sweden sent Lena Ek to that summit. Might as well have sent Miss Piggy.

THE ENVIRONMENT AGAIN

Everyone who knows what's going down in Durban right now raise your hands... anybody? ...

Well all the worlds governments ministers in charge of environment are gathering to discuss what we can do about the state of the climate. Last time it was in Copenhagen and the only result of the meeting was all the jetfuel that was burnt up by all the planes there. It's a bit sad when you have a conference to talk about lowering emissions and in comes a big ass jumbojet to deliver one person...

ANYWAY, I'm far from an expert at economics or the environment, but it seems to me pretty stupid. We have countries that doesn't wanna be on the same side as other countries for various reasons. And we have some countries that feels that changing their ways will hurt their economy. And we have politicians that doesn't wanna give in or take a bullet or anything because they wanna be reelected. Meanwhile we have a planet that's drowning. It won't be fun in 30-40 years is the sea level rises a few meters flooding the major cities around the world, it won't even be fun watching those finances and borderes literally washed away.

As for me.. well I'm already taking the train and live in a modern low energy home and leasing a brand new little car that doesn't consume much gas so I think I'm doing my part atleast.

WEB TIME MACHINE

Thanks to the wonders of the world wide web time machine I have been able to restore the updates for 2000!! I have the updates for 2001 as well as restored the missing ones for 2010. Pretty sweet huh?

And anyone saying they've had a blog for a long time should check it out, the first capture they have of my kristoffer.com was back in 1998 :)

IN WITH OLD

I'm finally done adding old updates to this blog! I started this blog way before blog was even a word, back in 1997. Unfortunately I don't have those updates (and the internet archives only goes back that far) and let's be honest, before 2002 there wasn't that much interesting happening. But all the updates dating back to January 1st 2002 are now added to this place. How many blogs can say that? :) So now you can read about all my travelling again and my sadness when I lost my best friend and the excitement when I met Helena :)

Also added it to Facebook so hopefully you'll get a notice there when I update this place. Just hope that works as intended.

SNOW OR NO SNOW

So it's December 1st today. And not many signs it is December at all. Still above 0 here, we had a little bit of snow Sunday night that melted fast and then nothing.

So now people start complaining about the lack of snow. And last year it was complaints abot too much. I don't know which side I'm on. A lot of snow is good for a lot of reasons, most of all it's a sign the weather is "normal". And I also want it so my son can experience a white Christmas, seeing that he hardly remembers last Christmas. But then again I remember last year when I was out shoveling snow like a mad man. When it was hard to get the car out and slippery as hell on the roads and the electric bill made everyone turn down the heat a little bit. But still.. snow is snow so bring it on :)

O'LEARYS APPOLOGY

Just a small quick update regarding our visit to the new O'Learys restaurant the other day.

I mailed the HQ and got a very nice mail back tonight. He apologized very politely and even offered us a free evening off bowling and dinner which was really nice of him. Surprisingly nice. They could just have deleted the mail like most companies would and gotten on with their business but he not only read it but replied. I thought that was nice. Unfortunately me and Helena don't have the luxury of going out much, we pretty much have to plan logistics one or two weeks ahead of time so when we do go out we want it to be something or someplace special. And it was on Sunday so not very likely to happen again anytime soon and when it happens we're not likely to go there again. I think. Then again it is free... but as our old spam protection software said, "there is no such thing as a free lunch"...

O'LEARYS FAIL

When I left my job at Vinge my nice colleagues there got together and bought me two gifts. The first was a whisky that was really nice. And the second one was a gift certificate for 1.000 Swedish crowns (approximately $140) at O'Learys. They knew I liked going to O'Learys since I've gone there alot ever since my first Formula 1 at O'Learys experience in 1999. The gift certificate was for the newly opened restaurant in the north part of central Stockholm (Norrtull). And as this was the last race of the season, and it started at 5 pm in the afternoon it was a perfect time to use that certificate.
When we got there they made two things clear - alcohol wasn't covered by the gift certificate and there was no refunds. That seemed Ok to me since we were 5 people I thought we'd eat for 1000 swedish crowns. The food was good (above average for O'Learys actually) but that was about it. They forgot our orders left and right, they never even asked us if we wanted desserts (which we definitely did) and at the end me and my brother Jocke was left waiting for our beers but we got tired of waiting for that so when the race was over and the soccer game was done we just wanted to pay and get out of there.

And this is where basic math skills actually outsmarted my drunken math skills. I'd like to think I got some advanced math skills but after 4 beers not so much. The tab ended up at 1250:- swedish crowns. So I had to tell this waitress that we had a gift certificate we handed in when we got here 3 hours ago so go sort that please. Which she did and came back with two tabs. One for 250:- since the certificate was only for 1000:-. And one tab for the alcohol for 500:-. Which meant we paid 750:- for a tab of 1250:- with a gift certificate of 1000:-. If we hadn't wanted to get out of there so badly and if I didn't have 4 beers in my system I would indeed have protested their math skills saying that we really should only pay for the beer since the way they counted we in practice paid for everything but the beer. So they ripped us off of 250:-.

That combined with the lack of service and the fact that I was sober by the time we got home (which wouldn't have happened had we gotten that last orders of beer) makes me say "no more!". But I'm not sure I'll be able to honor that promise since there really is no other good way for me, my sister and brother to meet up and watch F1 while drinking beer and enjoying good food since we live too far apart, otherwise they could just come over to our place all the time for that :)

FREEDOM OF THE PRESS

I'm a huge supporter of freedom of the press. And freedom of speech and all those other beautiful things that democracy brings. Even if they can be used for bad things like oh say starting wars and invading countries left and right. But all in all it does more good than bad. But one thing one has to know and think about is not trusting everything you read and instead ask "what's their angle? what do they have to gain from this?". Everyone knows Michael Moore's documentaries that go into that grey area in between "telling the truth" and "not quite lying".

Well for the past few weeks my new employer Carema have suffered the fate of having the media against them. And reading the headlines and articles in the newspapers/web in the morning while going to work and when I get to work I get "our" version of the truth and although they have the same facts, it's just angled differently. And I don't have access to any classified information, it's all on the web. But most people aren't interested in reading our side of the story since it's much more fun / juicy / interesting to read the medias version than the other side of the story.

It's all pretty frustrating - but still, huge supporter of freedom of the press. I just wish people would care more for finding out the truth than taking the headlines at face value.

WTB DIABLO 3 BETA ACCOUNT PLX! :)

I'm actually thinking about buying some random Diablo 3 beta account out there but everytime I'm hit with the thought of "really?? pay money that you have a thousand different things to spend it on than a beta for a computer game" and I give up on it. Only to look into it again the day after!

Actually the only thing stopping me is really the risk of being ripped off, like I almost was when I sold my old Warcraft account. Not so much the money but the idea of getting ripped off so easily online when your better judgement is saying "no".

But I still wanna play Diablo more than a kid wants to open his presents on Christmas morning!!!

STILL THE NOOB

Slowly getting how things are setup here and what's doing what. But it feels I could work here for a year and still I'd be surprised when some server popups up because there are so many everywhere doing things it's impossible to get them all.

The bad thing now is that the media here in Sweden is doing everything they can to paint the company I started working for as "the evil empire" because of things that went down in some elderly care centers and that wouldn't make anyone feel good about just starting working there. Kinda reminds me of the "did the subcontractors building the deathstar know that the empire was evil and did they condone the empire by taking the job there"-discussion from "Clerks" :)

GETTING USED TO BEING THE NOOB

If you wind the clock back 10 years I was just starting my career as "consultant" and driving around Stockholm doing all kinds of computer magic. Everything from installing a few PCs to travelling the world. But everytime I was either involed in how the computer system was built up and evolved or it was so well documented that I had it all under control. It didn't happen that often that I got to a customer and had no clue what their computer environment looked like.

And when I was eomployed by Vinge full time I had more knowledge of their IT systems than the people who worked there since they had only worked there a year and I'd been there on and off for four years. And after 5 more years I knew the IT systems inside and out even though it changed a lot over a year and I often had to find that out myself!

But now I'm at a big company with hundreds of servers and systems and I have no clue what's what or what server does what and most importantly where to look when something is broken! I'm doing all I can to learn it but it's going slowly. Thing is I have no reference point that I can use to know if I'm learning things fast enough or if I'm looking like a total noob! ... but it's only day two!

DICE / BATTLEFIELD FAIL

Yeah, it's that time again - time for abig whine post about some small little thing that ruins bigger things.

I've always liked Dice´s products. From their early pinball games to Battlefield, I liked them. Ok most of them. So when BF3 was announced I was ofcourse a little bit excited although the first trailer was very annoying (more annoying sound than exciting visual). Then I saw the gameplay trailers and it looks sweet as hell. And for the past month EA have gone all out on the PR for the launch of BF3, here they are marketing it with the "Made in Stockholm"-slogan. And the launch is just two weeks away from Modern Warfare 3, another hyped shooting game. But when I got home last night I bought it through their own Origin-system ("Steam"-wannabe), downloaded it and got ready to rock.

That's when the excitement died. Was the graphics not good enough? .. nope, it was good. Was the story terrible? Nope, it's good. Was the multiplayer maps sucky or buggy? Nope.

After spending all this time, money, work and ideas creating this behemoth of a title, with the best graphics engine ever, they missed out on a very small tiny detail... making it easy for the user! At first I couldn't launch the game. It doesn't launch at all actually cause it starts my Internet Explorer (which is NOT my default browser!) to a website that I have to log into. And when I'm logged in my browser reports that the active x controlers are causing issues and the certificate isn't valid for this https site and when all of that is done I get to the "launch campaign" and click it.. and then it downloads a game launcher that I can't install in MSIE! When trying through Chrome there's no technical issues.

But technical issues aside - who came up with the idea "to start the sing player campaign, you log into origin, you start the game, browser directs you to a page where you have to log into origin again, and then click 'launch campaign' and install another third party addon and then the game starts"?!? What the f*ck is that about!? I know I know, it's probably their version of DRM to make sure pirates have a harder time to launch it but don't they get it!? Every time you have some kind of DRM system, especially like this, all you do is encourage people to use the pirated stuff!!...

LAST WEEK AT VINGE

And so after 6 years (10 if you count the time as a consultant) here åt Vinge I am now starting the last week here before I am off to Carema Care.
It's bitter-sweet kinda as it should be! Vinge has been a great employer. Some really Nice benefits here that I am going to miss but I really have to move on with my career and this feels like a good step. We'll know in about 6 months if it was a terrible step! (that's the trial-period here in Sweden for you and your employer. If during that time one of you thinks it isn't working out you just say thanks but no thanks)
But if for some reason it isn't working I'm fairly sure I'd be welcome back here :)
And during this last week I'll be working 4pm 'till midnight or more if needed. Cause we're reinstalling all the computers here one last time (for Me). So kinda going out with a bang :)

WHY ARE MEDIA SO NICE TO APPLE?

I read an article yesterday slamming media for not being more critical in their coverage of Apple. And it's true, very rarely do you see, in Sweden anyway, some news that are criticizing Apple for anything. Sure we had that small little debate about Apple and Google geotagging everything (but as opposed to Google, Apple cached everything in a local file meaning if you managed to hack in to someones computer you could backtrace where their i-Device had been).

I can't say much about Mr. Jobs, not because he's recently passed but because I just don't know enough to say anything about it. Most of my knowledge about him comes from "Pirates of Silicon Valley". And I can't say much about Apple as a company since I'm no business analyst.

But what I can say a lot about is their mobile products, iPhone and iPad. What positive I can say, and I said this a week after owning my iPhone I had for over 2 years, is that Apple has a very, very keen sense for interfaces. They make so much stuff easy for the average joe. But in my opinion it ends there with them. To my knowledge everything they've ever put into their iPhones have already been done by someone else. They just make it easier to use and overprice it. For example, I recently switched to Samsung Galaxy SII. It cost me about $600. How much would an equal Apple product cost? .. according to Webhallen it'd be around $1200. That's double the cost. For what? I still can't play my MKVs "out of the box" and all that other stuff. And I still can't update my firmware without iTunes (or has that finally been unlocked now?). The Samsung phone already has everything that Apple introduced as "new!" with the iPhone, they even have the "S" in the model name. And did anyone, anywhere write that? Cause on a tech level it's true but noone (except tech bloggers) seems to put that in print! No, instead Aftonbladets and Expressens webservers went down one night when I was working and for a second I thought we had internet connection issues. But nope, they just got overloaded thanks to their "Apple releasing a new product!!" coverage.

By the way - what happened to all those "win an iphone 5"-competitions I saw banners and links to? :)

No, I think it's down to the fact that people just love an underdog that wins! It's like the Brawn team in Formula 1 a few years ago. Very close to bankrupt, the boss keeps believing and somehow manages to pull the team together and they kick ass and win the championship against the evil competitor that has for a long time owned the throne, Ferrari. And people wrote alot of good stuff about Brawn as a person and the team as a "wonders can happen!"-thing. Not many dared to say "they exploited a loophole in the rules that allowed them to go between 2-3 seconds faster per lap and after everyone had caught up they didn't win a single race". And it's the same here, Apple was very very close to bankruptcy when Jobs came back and started the whole i-Device thing and they've now won over the evil competitor, Microsoft. And little does anyone ever mention "the first thing Jobs did was kill the Newton and now, some 15 years later their iPad is one of their strongest products!".

So my grief isn't with Apple or the entire "iOS v. Android" thing, my grief is with the media not being the least bit critical when reporting on Apple, that annoys me.... Damn no I need cookies to make me feel positive again!

HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO GET IT RIGHT!?

Let's talk toys. Specifically media players, or media streamers or whatever you wanna call it. Small boxed that you connect to your TV or projector to play your digitalized movies. I started that project about 3 years trying to find a good solution to it. And I'm still not happy! The closes to "satisfied" that I've come is actually Popcorns A110 which is so low tech and "just the facts"-scaled down you can get. But the fewer "cool features" you have the less things can go wrong!

I've tried having a PC but in the end with their fans and harddrives it just makes too much noise to have it at the TV. So I'ved tried it with the PS3 and that kinda worked but doesn't play all the stuff I have and some stuff bugs out. Lately I've tried two "Xtreamer" products. First I tried their "Pro" which was suppose to be media player and network storage all in one, so I could have 2 2tb harddrives in the same machine where I store the movies, awesome to combine them. But their idea of "network storage" didn't exactly jive with my idea of it so after playing with it over the weekend I exchanged it for their "media player only" product "Sidewinder 2". So far it looks awesome and it plays everything I've thrown at it.... BUT!!! they have a major error in their software. Either that or they have a weird since of "interface"! Because their "Back" button is really an "Up" button. For example, I have shortcuts that points directly to my Movies directory on my server. And I have a shortcut pointing to my TV directory. When I go into the shortcuts menu and click "TV" I come to the TV directory fine. Now when I click "Back" I, and I believe the rest of the world, would expect to get back to the shortcuts menu. But instead I'm take to the parents directory of "TV" which is just wrong and I have to go back to the home screen to go into the shortcut menu to go to the movies catalog again. It's messed up and you'd think a very small thing but it's actually a big deal when browsing around!

This all just means I'm left wondering ... "how hard can it be!? Why don't I get together with Ricki and Jimmi and design one ourselves and just make three copies of it for ourselves and leave everyone else wanting one"...

This is what you'd in sweden call an "i-lands problem", a small insignificant problem that someone in Africa would say "I wish I didn't have bigger problems than that". But it still annoys me!

Online identity

Saw a really good story yesterday on the TV4 News about abusing online identities, in this case for political purposes. It's basically about two young "everyday" women who found out that someone have set up Facebook pages in their names, using their personal details and photos and joining political groups. And the person doing the story, Lena Sundström, got some first hand experience about this when someone set up a fake Twitter account in her name pretending to be her. Ofcourse there's nothing new about fake Twitter/Facebook accounts, that's a rather old story but using it for political purposes was a new angle for me! Especially with Lena Sundström (who's from South Korea but raised in sweden since she was like 6 months) who have done numerous stories about Sverige Demokraterna, a political party in Sweden who wants to send all immigrants back home and it's been interesting to see her meeting people and they having no idea she's an immigrant until they meet her for the interview.

I'm pretty grateful that even though I've had an online presence since -98 when I set up my first website and started a blog nothing like this have happened to me. Maybe that's because I'm too boring, I dunno...

A GOOD DAY TODAY

You may remember a few weeks ago I made a post that we were now "leasing" a car instead of owning it so we wouldn't have to worry about stuff. Well what I forgot to mention was that we did have another car, a Volvo that has server us well. I bought it 2 1/2 years ago for 30k SEK (it really was 40k but I got 10k for handing in my old Mitsubishi) and it was the car on all our photos of when the house was built. It was the car we raced to the hospital in when H was going into labor. But it was also the car that last year cost us 10k SEK in spare parts alone (thanks to H's brother the work was more or less free). And now was the time for it to go through the annual inspection. And the verdict was surprisingly good - green across the board! That's only happened to me ONCE that my car went through on the first try and that was so many years ago I can't even remember it!

And right after we got the all clear I called the car dealership where I bought it and asked if they wanted to buy it. They said "sure, bring it by and we'll have a looksy". We were expecting to get like 10k for it but asked for 15k.. and we actually got 15k! Well needed 15k! First thing we did was buy a sulky for Sam since our old stroller was a bit too cumbersome for the new car. But that too served us very well for these 17 months!

And then we went to Stinsen to blow some money on clothes and stuff and the rest I guess goes to our house account that's bound to take a beating soon.

DEUS EX

Been busy the past week. "Deus Ex : Human Revolution" was released last friday and I gave it shot and got stuck right away. And man is it deep!! The gameplay was really good and the story is really good but when I finally got to the end there are four different endings to it and they are all unique views and opinions on the old question of ethics and technology. The story centeres around "augmentation" which is basically either enhancements to a human or replacing an entire limb. The technology can ofcourse be used for good and for evil and in the game you run across them both. And then the speeches in the four different endings, it's like they are arguing against themselves. One ending is very "pro-tech/pro-capitalism", one very "pro-tech but controlled", one very anti-tech and let anarchy rule and the last one "let the people decide for themselves". I loved it! And the replayability of the game is also great, gone through it 3 times now and still discovered different things!

STEFAN LIV R.I.P

Just a small quick little "rest in peace"-note about Stefan Liv (1980-2011). Never knew the guy, but I saw him play a lot of hockey since it DIF played against HV71 alot back when he played in Sweden. And I never missed a game when Sweden was playing so saw him alot there. And even though they guy stopped DIF from winning the trophy at least once he did it in style and he did it with raw talent and skill. There was not much luck with that guy, he was simply the best goalie. And in 2006 he helped the Swedish team not only win the world championship but also the Olympics. And he always seemed like a nice guy in all the interviews.
And then he goes and board the wrong jet and dies.. such a damn tragedy. And after watching alooooot of "Air Crash Investigation" episodes on national Geographic I'm pretty sure that once the cause has been determined it will seem even more pointless.

Just sad when stuff like this happens and it reminds you of what really matters. So what if the train is 10 minutes late, atleast it didn't crash...